Three separate social gatherings:

Washington, D.C.: “Where do you work?”

New York City: “Who do you know here?”

Codogno, Italy: “What did you have for dinner?”

“Sometimes I wonder if I would be better off in a small town with a nice house and shit. Then I see pictures of people on Facebook living that life and I think, ‘No thanks!'”
Anonymous, Life Cafe, Brooklyn, New York